Tenga Flip Hole Onacup

April 1, 2008

Called the Tenga Flip Hole onacup, it’s a self actualizing machine that opens up so you can clean it easily. It’s made of silicon, and there are vacuum and pump buttons on it for you to adjust the side and pump. It’s good for fifty goes and will cost you USD99, including three pots of lube.

“The Tenga Flip Hole is NOT designed as an artificial vagina…it’s far better than that.”
This is not a phone… keep out of reach of children…

Extract from kanojotoys

Slash-proof T-shirt

April 1, 2008

A uniform manufacturer in Chuo Ward, Osaka, has developed a T-shirt intended to provide protection against knives. The strength of the T-shirt – made from ultrahigh molecular weight polyethylene fiber – is equal to that of aramid fiber used in body armor. The lightweight T-shirt is machine-washable and provides superior protection from slashing attacks but not punctures by a sharp point.

Extract from Fareastgizmos