Darth Maul Lightsaber
October 13, 2006
Its Friday the 13th. Beware the darkside. Avoid the black cat. Walk around the ladder. Don’t touch any breakables. Get a Darth Maul Lightsaber to protect yourself.
The Darth Maul Lightsabre is a humongous 7 feet long, double electro-luminescent blades that produce a strong, eerie red glow, and power up with authentic sound effects digitally recorded direct from the original movie! Its officially authorized, 100% legitimate, fully endorsed and licensed Lucas Films product manufactured to the highest standards. At £199.95, its sure to make people avoid you.
Try not to hit people with it, not even the cat, you might break it because its the 13th…!
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